The ultimate Dad joke

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2022.01.21 23:48 clarkie0714 The ultimate Dad joke

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2022.01.21 23:48 Xx57xXyt Happy to spend another year here

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2022.01.21 23:48 visaboys Plank sack questions

I noticed it I pressed use while on the bank interface it empties all planks to my inventory if I don’t have any in the Inv. Otherwise it takes planks in inventory and fills them up. Any way to fill the plank sack directly from the bank? I’m watching YouTube videos and people seem to be doing it but I can’t tell. Really confused lmao
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2022.01.21 23:48 erictwiseman You fucking fuck. Your drives are where your bumper should be

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2022.01.21 23:48 PallidZetta Skinwalker speed

I've heard stories where they can keep pace with fast moving vehicles and I've heard stories where people out run them.
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2022.01.21 23:48 East-Kiwi5901 Has anyone else noticed this?

I'm sorry but I'm currently doing a rewatch (I'm on season 11) and this one thing is bothering the hell out of me. The ages for the characters do not add up whatsoever.
SLIGHT SPOILER WARNING
For example season one is the only season where every one of the gallagher kids' ages are confirmed. Fiona is 21, Lip is 17, Ian is 16, Debbie is 10, Carl is 9, and Liam is 2. This establishes for us, that the following is how big each character's age gaps are.
Fiona - Lip (4 yrs), Ian (5 yrs), Debbie (11 yrs), Carl (12 yrs), Liam (19 yrs)
Lip - Ian (1 yr), Debbie (7 yrs), Carl (8 yrs), Liam (15 yrs)
Ian - Debbie (6 yrs), Carl (7 yrs), Liam (14 yrs)
Debbie - Carl (1 yr), Liam (8 yrs)
Carl - Liam (7 yrs)
Now, I'm gonna start out by saying that it's been established several times throughout the series that one season is supposed ro represent one year. It's been established in season 5 when sammi said that frank had a liver transplant last year. It was mentioned in the series finale at Ian and Mickey's anniversary party. It's also been mentioned how the whole show took place over a span of ten years. At the end of the series that would make Fiona 31, Lip 27, Ian 26, Debbie 20, Carl 19, and Liam 12.
There are a few examples of how the age gaps just don't make sense. The most noticeable one for me would be how Ian was canonically 17 for 3 seasons straight although each season represents a year. In season 3, he's proven to be 17 by Fiona mentioning it to Jimmy when it was revealed that Ian was having an affair with Ned. At the beginning of season 4 when Debbie asks Fiona if she's heard anything from Ian or if they plan to go looking for him she responds with, "he's seventeen, I trust him." Then in the premiere episode of season 5, when Fiona and Lip are discussing with Mickey about Ian's mental health, Mickey says, "what seventeen year old gay kid isn't horny?" Now back to season 4, when a social worker makes a surprise visit while Fiona was in jail, the social worker asks Lip what his relationship to the household is. He responds with, "I'm the eldest brother. I'm nineteen." Now, as proven in season one, Lip and Ian are only one year apart but in seasons 4 and 5, Lip is 19 and Ian is 17.
One of the other instances where ages don't add up that really bothers me is in season 7. Carl as we all know, gets a circumcision to please his girlfriend at the time. Mentioned multiple times throughout that whole ordeal, Carl is 16. The doctor who does the circumcision mentions it. And Lip mentions it when he says, "you're sixteen, how are you gonna go 72 hours without getting a boner?" Then in the season 7 finale at Monica's storage unit, Frank asks Debbie and Carl how old they are. Debbie says she's 16 and Carl says he's 15. Now correct me if I'm wrong but I don't think you can age backwards.
Another example I literally just noticed is the storyline with Debbie, Claudia, and Julia in season 10. In season 10 when Debbie picks Julia up from school, in the car Debbie says that she's 3 years older than her. As established later in the season, Debbie is 19. That would make Julia 16 at the time. In season 11 when we're presented with the fact that Debbie is now a registered sex offender for what happened with Julia, Debbie tells Sandy that Julia is 10 months younger than her. Later in that episode, we realize that Julia was 17 when this all took place. That would make Debbie 18 when she had sex with Julia. Again, another case of someone aging backwards.
There's also some small instances throughout the show where someone's age is mentioned and it just kinda throws everyone else's ages off. Like when Fiona mentions she's 28 (in season 7, I think), Ian says he was 15 in season one (season 3) but in season one they said he was 16, Lip mentions he's 23 (in season 8), etc. I also wanna throw in the fact that in season 2, Debbie mentions that her birthday is in October but in season 7, she mentions it's in December.
There's also plenty more examples of this happening, I just didn't wanna make this post longer than it already is.
I think out of every single plothole in this show, this one definitely bothered me the most.
TL;DR: The ages of the characters do not add up whatsoever.
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2022.01.21 23:48 NotAlwaysSunnyInFL Apex is unplayable ATM, anyone know what this is?

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2022.01.21 23:48 AutoNewspaperAdmin [Sports] - Deebo Samuel is the 49ers’ do-it-all unicorn | NY Post

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2022.01.21 23:48 Craftusmaximus2 What was a TV series that was truly ahead of it's time?

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2022.01.21 23:48 ggsonic87 Hellaverse What If?

Have You Ever Wondered That If Things Were Played Out Differently, If Everything You Know about Hazbin Hotel and Helluva Boss, Was Changed and Different.
Now Tell Me, What Is Your What If Scenario?
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2022.01.21 23:48 Firm_Lecture6483 My healthy 4 year old golden is now terrified to go on walks.

This has been going on for almost 6 months and I have no idea why it’s happening. Walking used to be her favorite thing to do, and mine as well. She’d walk with me as long as I wanted to go and one day I even tested her and we walked a half marathon one Saturday morning.
6 months ago she starts doing this thing where she grabs the leash with her mouth and aggressively pulls back to the house. It’s not even a bad behavior thing, it’s like a mental frantic thing that she has to turn around and go back. Sometimes she’ll go half a mile Before she does it, sometimes it’s 15 seconds after we walk out the front door.
Some other context: has happened in both warm and cold weather, morning, day and night. She’s done it in other locations(wants to head back to the car if it’s not our house). Tried taking treats one walk but like I said it seems so mental with her, she wouldn’t even acknowledge the treats while in that state.
My weird one hypothesis is that around the same time she started doing this, we got a Furbo in the house. Camera device that you can toss treats to your dog with. So I thought maybe something in her brain was wanting to always be home in case someone went on the Furbo and gave her treats and she wasn’t there to get them. But then when I took treats on the walk she didn’t care about them at all so there’s that.
Does anybody have any advice or ideas? It’s actually really sad because it seems like she still loves walking but is having this mental block. Thanks y’all
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2022.01.21 23:48 SweeneyisMad ENQUÊTE. Crise des sous-marins australiens : les coulisses d'un fiasco

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2022.01.21 23:48 RDG_2 Why do you get Haters because you have a bigger size cock

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2022.01.21 23:48 AutoNewspaperAdmin [Sports] - Raiders’ Nate Hobbs cited for driving 110 MPH two weeks after DUI | NY Post

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2022.01.21 23:48 jemariel They're the same size... I can't just wear ONE

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2022.01.21 23:48 AutoNewspaperAdmin [World] - NYPD officer killed and another injured during domestic disturbance call | Guardian

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2022.01.21 23:48 mellostan saw this guy on a show i watch and i was wondering what haircut he has or how i can style mine like his (hair style not color) i already have medium length natural curly black hair so pls tell me how to get this style.

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2022.01.21 23:48 InebriatedChaos New Flying Alien in the Sky!

After I died, I noticed the new alien.
Does anyone else see this?
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2022.01.21 23:48 Vineetharul Dawn Of Zombies Gameplay

DAWN OF ZOMBIES: https://www.youtube.com/playlist?list=PLeatsKuPMmant51-K1BuVmWalID9sjt5c
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2022.01.21 23:48 bananafroggycrown Buying Parasol!

NYP down below~
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2022.01.21 23:48 EmoEmu_69 We do a little trolling

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2022.01.21 23:48 w3sterday Pause on Pot? Oklahoma lawmaker looking to tamper new licenses

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2022.01.21 23:48 bellomoto1 FREE Spider Man Triple Feature this Sunday in LA with pre-recorded introductions by producers Amy Pascal and Kevin Feige

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2022.01.21 23:48 Mimirslab Do your patrons see what creators you subscribe to?

I'm a creator on Patreon and I could've sworn that I used to get emails whenever a creator I'm subscribed to subscribes to someone else. Is this a thing? If so, is there any way to turn it off? It makes no sense that my subscribers should be notified every time I subscribe to someone even if it's for personal reasons. Or do I really have to make a non-creator account with the same card information to privately subscribe to who I want?
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